Heroes in half-shells aren't always boys...right?

We found a turtle walking home from Momo's. Even though D. H. Lawrence taught me that tortoises are biologically gendered, I still don't think of them in terms of male and female. Except when I want to rhyme the name with the animal.

Meet Myrtle the Turtle. :)
I know, I know, not nearly has cool as Leonardo or Michelangelo.