[photo courtesy http://failads.com/world-without-crazy-screaming-children/]April 25, 2010
Old Chicago needed this sign last night. It's loud enough on a quiet night. *sigh*
A table of multiple screaming children will cure any form of baby fever.
If your child is an instigator, PLEASE remove him or her to the lobby or outside...or leave him or her at home with a babysitter. Do not inflict your poorly-disciplined kiddos on others or at the cost of corrupting well-behaved children. There are so few in this world.
I do mean this in jest. Kinda. ;)
(Bad karma? I'll risk it. Our theoretical children will probably be hellions.)
Old Chicago needed this sign last night. It's loud enough on a quiet night. *sigh*
A table of multiple screaming children will cure any form of baby fever.
If your child is an instigator, PLEASE remove him or her to the lobby or outside...or leave him or her at home with a babysitter. Do not inflict your poorly-disciplined kiddos on others or at the cost of corrupting well-behaved children. There are so few in this world.
I do mean this in jest. Kinda. ;)
(Bad karma? I'll risk it. Our theoretical children will probably be hellions.)
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